Why Dino Melaye Is Useless ,Chidoka Is Stupid And Uba Is Worthless, By Wale Ojo – Lanre
Segun Akanni, Toronto, Canada 
All these three are nonentities
They are corporate idiots
Unlearned people
Who are created with no brains
Their mental capacities are permeable
They cannot think
They cannot reason.
They don’t know their right from their left
They are soulless people
That is why they are not successful in their different endeavours
And that is why they need another stream of incomes to shore up their wobbling careers
And that is why in their old age rushed to a private University
surreptitiously to study law
Which we believed their kinds of brains cannot cope with
See that Dino
A man whose sense is just like a rabbit
A boy who cannot think well
A small boy who cannot comprehend legislative rules.
A man who cannot speak good English
He cannot read and write
He does not understand the logic
He cannot assimilate philosophy
He was not even vibrant when he was in the Senate
He was sedentary throughout
He was not a radical
He could not move a motion not to talk of driving a bill to a law.
He is a weakling in anything he does
A coward of a man
A man who cannot stand to address the President of just the Senate
Is that fellow who wants to become a lawyer?
Is that fellow who wants to stand before the mighty Judge in an awe-filled law court.
He does not know that the law profession is not made for people who do gra gra
He forgot that gra gra or hyperactivity is not good for the law profession
He has forgotten that those who should study law should not be visible in the public while in the school.
He has forgotten that law is a cult
Only to be studied by initiate
He has forgotten that while in the University studying law he should not engage in other activities than reading jurisprudence or reading contract
He is banned from making videos that gained viral on the net
He has forgotten that while studying law he should not even laugh or smile in the public
He has forgotten that while in the University studying law, he should not even romance his wives or kiss his girlfriends
Just because he is studying law
He should sequester himself from the public or social glare
Foolish Dino!
He has forgotten that law course is not made for everyone but for the very few people who are recluse
Only the quiet one who lives an ascetic life is to study law
Law only for the Monks
He does not know that it is trite in law that when you are about studying law you should climb up to the tallest minaret or MTN mast in Nigeria and announce that ‘ I Dino Melaye, a proud son of Kabba, see me studying law at a private University ooo’
Foolish boy!
See that Chidoka too.
A man whose brain can only acquire a PhD in Transport Management how can that fellow assimilate law course?
A dunce whose brain can manage FRSC and a backyard Ministry of Aviation as a mere Minister passing law examination?
Arrant nonsense
He has no brain to read
He cannot logically deliver a 10 minutes speech
He is not fluent in speech
How can that fellow pass the almighty Law class
For Uba also
A man who cannot coordinate his though well
He cannot read well
He cannot memorise a sentence
Can he read at all?
A man whose mental capability is only to manage and administer companies that registered with CAC, which complied with CAMA and companies which are significant players at Stock Exchange, how can such a man pass law courses?
They have forgotten that Law is not a course for just human beings who can read, assimilate, understand and transmit
They have forgotten that law is made for the superhumans
Law is made for extraterrestrial beings
Law is not made to be studied by popular men.
Law should not be studied by men of means and affluence.
Law is a course for the super brained few
Law is forbidden to be studied by those who have accomplished in other endeavours
..just because ‘ they cannot have any brain to comprehend, Law of Contract. jurisprudence, Torts. Matrimonial causes. Philosophy. Property and Land Law ‘ which only angels could comprehend.
Nonsense!
